Displacement activities

By Detritus

Love at first snog.

Lil met her soul mate today. Lots of mutual rubbing and licking of snouts, I found it both touching and nauseating.

On a sad note, we have decided that girl requires treatment or confinement, at the tender age of six she has declared love for Robbie Savage (of dreadful dancing programme). I think really she's just jealous of his hair.

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