Clay Matthews

By JAlexander

Today it was my birthday.

I walked outside today and my neighbor says, "Happy Birthday." I walked over to him and gave a confused response, "How did you know it was my birthday?" He says, "It was your birthday last year...It's my birthday too."

I gave him a stupid reply, "I'm glad you remembered."

I'm so gay...

Then I went and took this picture.

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