Going Somewhere Nice?

I'm off up north with work for the next few days. A lovely little village in the middle of nowhere. The countryside there is meant to be very pleasant with birdsong the only noise to be heard.
How dull is that? No deprivation for miles and miles. I may, however, burn down the castle to get a shot of National Trust employees fleeing for their lives. Must remember to take my night vision goggles.
You think I'm joking, don't you?