Emergency

- Mummy! Wee wee! Mummy, wee wee!
- Honey, please stop the car. Can't you see that the kid is in pain?
- It's her fault! No one forced her to gorge on 7-up at that kiddies party. I'm sick of it, I asked her before we left and she said that she did not need to go to the loo. We're just round the corner, we'll be home in less than 2 minutes.
- Daddy! Wee wee! Daddy, wee wee!
- Stop the car for God sake, can't you see that she's in pain? Stop being so selfish.
- ME?! Selfish?! But we're at the entrance of the estate, we'll be home in one minute!
- Stop the car! I'll open both doors and left her have a wee between the doors, it's late, no one will notice...



In other news, the marketing genius who owns the Sunshine Cafe is opening a new place: the Foggy Dew. In Riyadh...