For Extra Pleasure

There you go then, turns out it's officially that time of year when you find yourself skulking along back roads in the pitch black with a tripod counting elephants by the dozen, shivering and hoping nobody comes along so that you have to explain why you are standing in the pitch black in the middle of nowhere on a spot that looks like it may well be frequented regularly by people who eat their BigMacs then do it like they do on the Discovery Channel (but with contraceptives... ribbed apparently*...).

Or maybe that's just me.

Go on, you know you want to. Engorgify

*By the way, this young chap takes his his condoms pretty damned seriously (Advantages: Ribbed, Disadvantages: smell, taste).

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