Inclusivity

So the hubshot is big news but what about all those poor blippers who (whisper it) don't cycle?

Or claim to not have the strength necessary to lift their bikes aloft (Scobes, I'm looking at you)?

Ladies and gents, I give you the 'hold up bugger all' - or 'HUBASHOT'. It's cheap, it's cheerful and it won't cause you to strain anything. It might have people looking at you but, hey, there's only one thing worse than being talked about isn't there?

PS And yes, I should've stood in the other archway to give a more dramatic shadow but there was a gentleman of questionable intent lingering near where I wanted to put the camera...