honkytonkwonky

when i was a student in salford i got set upon in the centre of manchester one night by a pair of hard nuts from cheetham hill, who rearranged my teeth, broke my nose and left me with this slightly wonky one instead.

ladySp33d loves it. i don't.

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the beardy thing has finally stopped itching, thank god. only a week and a half ago i was on the verge of ripping my own face off.