Stock photography

Considering that I did not at any stage venture out of the Temple of Blocked Sinuses today, I had to resort to a spot of stock photography.

I'm sure that the sharpness nazis from Alamy would find it too soft...
I challenge any of them magnifying- glass-wielding anal bollixes to call me "too soft" to my face and not end up kneed in the gonads.

Last year was somewhat more exciting...