A Close Shave

Congratulations to all those itchy-lipped gentlemen the length and breadth of the nation, you have impersonated Magnum PI enough for another year. It's time to regain some decorum...

The last count at work was over £3k raised for Movember - which is fantastic for a bunch of wannabe porn stars and Fu Man Chu tribute acts! And I expect to see a few top lip shaving rashes tomorrow, unless care is taken and a nice sharp blade is used!

It's a braver man than me that indulges in such follicled folly - I doff my cap in your general direction.