Wrong in so many ways

This may be slightly against the rules of blip but I'm hoping, for the sake of public decency if not in the spirit of fun, that the rules may be overlooked for this shot. The alternative, without the parental guidance sticker, is a sight I wouldn't wish on the general public.

I was messing around in the pool with Jason to see who could pull off the craziest jump. This particular move results in the equivalent of a belly flop, but with the legs. The splash it creates is huge, even when completed by someone without my current girth. Jason loved it and it got him started on a range of his own special moves.