Do I look ill to you?

Nope.

My mum doesn't think so either. She was fooled this morning by my nuclear snots and my nasty cough.

But after she phoned the school telling them I wasn't going today, I started feeling a lot better.

It's been a pretty good day, watching Spongebob, jumping on the bed, smuggling Pringles and other stuff into my room.

My mum is not quite so happy. Not being able to get out means no food, and worse: NO WINE!!!!!