The Day I Did Loads Of Christmas Shopping (Online)

Blitzed Amazon today. Christmas is in a van.

This is a picture of the local water park. It's an ugly carbuncle by day but looks oddly appealing by night.

In The News: The Jubilee Barge design for The Queen's diamond celebrations has been unveiled. This is the third useless boat that the country will have built following the two massively expensive aircraft carriers that we don't have any aircraft for. This barge hasn't even got a helipad for Wills.