Mr Mysterious H

By MrMayhem

First Christmas blip


Technically this is my first Christmas blip. However it isn't in reality because i've got a back blip to put on that i took a couple of days ago.

Now just to clarify. I don't like Xmas. Im not a scrooge. I will buy cards, presents, sweets, nuts, Dandilion and Burdock, cakes i don't like, sweets i won't eat and all the other good stuff. However, i hate having to say "Merry Christmas" an endless amout of times everyday. I hate that people feel the need to buy 4 loafs of bread and 12 pints of milk because the shops are shut for 24 hours. Oh man and parties with people you don't even fucking like. I like Christmas songs...just not over and over in every shop, cafe, doctors, office and work place you go in.

All this time and effort just to then completely forget about it 2 dayts later. That being said the oppotunties for cool blips come in ship loads. Todays is provided by TK Maxx and a silver santa in a glass bowl with fake snow.

All wrapped up with this...oh yeah.

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