Helen remixes the Jesus timeline

Went to my niece's Nativity this morning, this is not her she was (COUGH) an angel. Wee Helen enjoyed it thoroughly although I think she was a bit disappointed that they never managed the scene she was telling me about in the car driving over - where the baby Jesus gets nails hammered through his feet?!?
Don't think the P1-4 SFX team were up to that task.