The only long nose in sight

Had my pre surgery tests at the hospital - because I'm a whitey/ long nose was given VIP treatment and got through it all in2 hrs. Blood taking and ultrasound ok but then had to flash some very happy and curious Vietnamese men (patients) when they insisted I pull up my bra for the ECG. Then there was the fun of trying to pee into a little tube in a squat toilet with a grannie on either side watching ..... Then more flashing for X-rays ....
Am so grateful my 'sister' Thu came to hold my hand (and take photos) :)