She's more ladylike than me

Despite berating my friends, I really haven't had enough opportunities to wear my 50's style swing dress, them preferring to have mundane, regular dress parties FOR SHAME. So I did the only thing possible and forced my mother to make a tiny identical one. Atleast someone gets to wear it everyday.

I've been doing boring things like listing stock and making a sale section.
anyone fancy a cheap notebook and or print?