How to really enjoy your holiday

(1) Spend a week in a caravan, getting used to living in a tiny space.
(2) Give yourself a relatively stressful day: out by 10 o'clock, 3 hours' drive to your next destination, then a convoluted search for the keys to your new apartment should do it.
(3) Arrive at a place like this.
(4) Take a dip in the pool, stretch out in your splendidly-appointed apartment, eat on terrace, enjoy the view and meet your friendly Italian neighbours.

Ah. Balm to the soul.