Just Someone That I Used To Know

just that, just someone that I used to know...

I know that I live in a remote part of the westernmost island of Europe....

but, seriously, how can I be so far behind the trend that 30 million other people knew about this before me?

I think I might have been happier in my ditch-pig-fucking-ignorance.

(if I had continued with my original career plan, right about now I would be writing a paper on some brand new social media based neuroses....)