WALL-E.trasmission.11.071708.2022

Sp33dway asked me the most interesting question a couple of days ago. I quote "do you have a mechanical device type thingy that *cough* POPS OUT *cough* to help you with the tricksy undooing of the tricksy strappyclasps on the back?"

In response, I have but one answer - Meet my low-convergence head-mounted Viagra-powered strappyclasp-cutting laser. No applause necessary.