beware of the needles

[deep velvety Richard Burton tones]
no one would have believed in the last years of the nineteenth century first years of the 21st century, that human affairs were being watched from the timeless worlds of space the evergreen bristles of malcontent pine. No one could have dreamed we were being scrutinised as someone with a microscope studies creatures that swarm and multiply in a drop of water. Few men even consider the possibility of life on other planets, and yet across the gulf of space minds immeasurably superior to ours regarded this world with envious eyes and slowly and surely they drew their plans against us
DUM DUM DUM.....
War of the worlds HG Wells / Jeff Wayne

It's the Christmas trees.. I think they're out to get us. Revenge, I think. They have a few rejection issues.

Luckily this tree-spearing sign stopped this one getting into an office.