In the interests of equality

This is Child#3

He is in troublesome mood at the moment. Although even in his most terrible mood he knows what's what. Yesterday his teacher huffed that he hadn't listened to anything she said, not done a thing he was told (welcome to my world)- today he was "perfect." Yesterday I caused him great offence by giving him - the boy who has had a ham and ketchup sandwich *every* day after school since September - A HAM AND KETCHUP SANDWICH :o "I wanted jam" Today he did not mention the sandwich 3)