Bubbles

Top tip; after you've turned the tap on to take a blip of the water and the fairy liquid bubbles*, remember to turn it off (phew, nearly).

Today I realised that someone who is normally slightly on the pious and sanctimonious side appears to have broken her moral compass. But that can be the way with these pious types, can't it?

In other news, I have (potentially) achieved quite a coup. I can only hope that I get the attention and adoration that I so richly deserve.



* overheard in a Glasgow kitchen;
"Mummy, why are your hands so soft? Is it because you use fairy liquid?"
"Naw, hen. It's because I'm 14"