There is something in the kitchen draw!!!

Whilst pottering about the kitchen I got this feeling that I was being watched.
A cold chill and goosebumps took hold of me, eyes watching intently....what was it that gripped me so. Was there someone at the window.....no.
My heart was pounding....fear was enveloping me.....where was those cold steely eyes.
Oh Charlie.....what are you doing in the drawer.....you plonker!