For the chop

World war III was narrowly avoided tonight.

It was curry night and I mistakenly used the wrong chopping board from Mrs M's Joseph Joseph boards.

In my error I used the white board to cut up the chicken, when it should have been the red one.

I did say that it made no difference, when I was told in no uncertain terms that if it made no difference then there would be only one board.

Just as well I held back the retort about what was the purpose of the white board as the picture depicts a "bowl of soup". Thankfully I kept this to myself.

Seemingly its not a bowl of soup but it represents cooked food.

Hopefully I have avoided the chop.