F is for Feet...

Haven't seen them in a while.


Apologies to all Podophobists amoungst us. Feet sure are ugly things, except mine 'cause they're lovely.


Well, it's abundantly clear John Bishop isn't going to answer me back.

I blame Bill Bailey. John obviously elbowed Bill and said, 'here, look at this.' To which Bill replied, 'that's the same weirdo that tweeted me!'*

On another note: Parenting teenagers - The sullen moods, the eye rolling, the answering back... and that's just me.






* I once dreamt I was Bill Bailey, I went to a garden centre and had a lovely cup of tea. This got me thinking, if I dreamt I was Bill Bailey, did he dream he was me? So I tweeted him to ask.