Magic Wine Bottle Holder!!

Out shopping for some CD labels so I can label the CDs created from my LPs using my new turntable.

Isn't it wonderful what cr*p you can find in clearance bins near the checkout - got to be worth 50p!!!

Why exactly a magic wine bottle holder was being sold in Staples - a stationery (or is it stationary?? - probably both I suppose) shop - was unclear?????

P.S. I suspect that, as wine bottles now have replaceable screw tops, the liquid within will soon be replaced by Ribena (other sugary drinks with some blackcurrent in them are available)!!!