The fool on the hill

By mooncoin

On the way to Aldi

"Mavis! That man in that car is taking a picture of us!"

"He looks like one of them francophiles!"

"No he looks more like a muslin terrorist! They always wear brown!"

"He a criminal fraudster who dresses like an old lady going shopping! He's trying to photograph our cheque books!"

"He might be all three!"

"Or maybe he's one of those blipshooter men and he can't be bothered to get out of the car and get a decent picture for his blipshoot because he's dead lazy!"

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