Weapon of mice destruction..

We hereby give notice that we intend to use chemical warfare on the mouse population in this property if the said mice do not leave the property by Monday 6th Feb 2011.

We have tried humane methods ,and after due consideration decided that the so-called humane methods , involving capture and release 1000 metres away from the property on Windmill Hill, is not really that humane . [especially when considering the deprivation of a family life , and taking into consideration the temperature]

Likewise being eaten alive by a cat is not really that humane .

Incidentally we , at the property, being not a Country or State, are not a signatory of the The Chemical Weapons Convention.. so do what you will United Nations .

So til Monday ......

R:)