Sparky - I can sit

I can sit now, when told. I can also lie down, and I can come back sometimes when asked.

I can also eat two birthday cakes on two different days if left unattended.
I can also open cans of pringles, extract biscuits from plastic bags, even when hidden in the bread bin. I can also debox Christmas puddings from high shelves, though I've yet to actually open the wrapping.

Oh - and I can also destroy new squeeky dog toys in seconds, which is a relief in the long run.