topsy turvy cut ups

mashing, splicing and peeling words at experimental fiction class today.

interesting wee satire on consumerist Britian by a class mate, some scissors and the metro.

I ran a chainsaw through a Jackie Magazine Valentine special from 1975
Won't somebody dance with me? A Cathy and Claire guide to being at the centre of things cost 5p and The System: How to Get Laid TODAY! By Roy Valentine 2003, cost £4.47

Depressingly The System reached the #3 position on the Amazon.com bestseller list. It includes 5 pantie dropping recipes such as "curry de prawn" and is an unintentional hoot.

see if you can untangle the misogyny?
made me laugh anyway.. what a great couple these voices would make

back blip as I have a lot happening at the moment

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the more parts of yourself you can afford to forget, the more confidence you'll have!

A man without confidence is a man without skill. A man without skill is boring to a woman.

You can't lose two stones or sprout long blonde hair just by wishing? Look at yourself in the mirror from every angle.. and then once you're satisfied.. (and there doesn't need to be any alterations) there'll be no need to worry about how you look on party/disco night, will there?

She's a hunter... She looks for the big game, the guy she can't control or possess.

Boys won't think you are interesting and enigmatic and mysterious, but that you look just like another wallflower

Women are very good at this game. Their skills are instinctive and their methods ruthless.

get yourself a good smile. ? Practice doing it when you don't feel particularly happy and when you're bored, or at a disadvantage.

By observing these women at work, you'll learn that many of our beliefs about women are without basis. And these beliefs trap us

So to avoid that fate worse than death, ? be happy to chat and dance with any boy there (as long as he's not actually repulsive)

?Women cheat on their boyfriends and husbands, are rarely ever caught, and manage to keep the illusion of innocence with their partners.
Another useful expression though, is the pathetic appealing look, which brings out a boy's protective instinct and has him desperate to get you another drink/help you on with your coat/give you a lift him.

? They eat and drink for free, and make guys feel like sh*t if they don't pay.
you'll be amazed at how effective a genuine radiant smile can be

? They use sex to negotiate whatever they want and usually win.
You've got the longest eyelashes I've ever seen (That'll embarrass him but he'll like it)

She's too hot. She could never want me.
Don't pretend to look bored at parties, you can only get away with it if you are very beautiful

Women will smell the fear and uncertainty and will go home with your best friend.
spend your time at parties standing forlornly in the hall, while merrymakers stream endlessly past you

These limitations are just negative thoughts you learned from your mom, your sister, the movies, books, etc. These are beliefs, not FACTS! The reality is different.

with a little care and cultivation you too can turn into that more exotic bloom, the girl who all the boys WANT to know.

Eye contact (A) -> Rapport building (C) -> Bedroom (S)

It's best done by opening your eyes wide and drooping the mouth open a little , looking (hanging your head slightly) directly into the eyes of the boy you're talking to. .... don't be too choosy