"There's a squirrel on the toilet"

Arrived back home after a few days away to the usual pile of mail.

Except for in the case of Mrs Smith there's nothing ever "usual" in her mail.

One of the things waiting for her was a parcel containing this stuffed squirrel.

At some stage in Autumn it will appear in the shop window, until then she's taken to hiding it around the house. I discovered this when one of the girls started screaming when they went to the toilet.