Food Porn Revival

This is my First Proper Meal Since Sunday!!
(I'm not going to count last nights very plain a small half pizza).

In case you're wondering what this culinery delight is...it's mushrooms on toast with a bit of me mums rather impressive hot ketchup and some mozzarella sausages by that bird who married one of the Beatles.

I got turned down for Masterchef, I know it's hard to believe, but to be honest it would take all my will power not to shout WASH YOUR FACE at John Turode.