Desert Storm : Alien Invasion part 1

They're sending in the front line! Batton down the hatches, They are attacking in their thousands!.

News reports of Giant sized spiders are coming in as we blip. No hoovers big enough are available on such large quantities as will be needed.. No shoes huge enough to stamp on their multiple eyes.. What will we do?

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh runs and screams from the forum.

The spiders are coming, the spiders are com.................