Gone Viral.

Not in the good YouTube way.

Master Four Year Old and I have a virus, and it's hellish.
It's polite, in the sense there's limited snottiness and coughing out lungs. But rude as anything, in that, we have raging tummy cramps, weird ass headaches, general all-over aches and lethargy that makes death look active.

Pants!

UPDATE: Master Four Year Old is more sick than I feared and is being admitted to The Childrens' Hospital. He's lost 2kg (nearly 4lb) in less than a week, his temperature is dangerously high, and his lethargy is very worrying to the nurse and GP at our local clinic.

UPDATE 2:
Sick of being poked, prodded, and talked to by all the pretty nurses and doctors, but too exhausted to complain.
Hoping fluids going in help him perk up a bit. Holding off on nasal nutrient tubes unless we can't get him to eat SOMETHING in the next few hours.
Chest X-ray isn't a worry. Still waiting for blood and urine results, but Dr is thinking an inflammation of the lymphnodes in his tummy.