And the winner is....!

"Me, me, me... ha.... I win, I win...!"

"Oh no you don't... look it's me, by at least a neck..."

"What neck...??!!! Nope, it's definitely me. Look, that woman there, she'll have got us on camera... she'll have a photo finish thingy of us, won't she. Ask her!"

"Noooo way. I'm not asking her. You ask her. You're the one who's lost.
Ner-ner, na, ner ner...."