My Friday Nightmare

i innocently went to tesco for bread .... ended up getting stranded there for 2 hours because my car broke down. then i got towed home.... during this journey the power steering didn't work and the breaks didn't work ...so i had to use the handbreak the whole way. after stopping at a roundabout about 1mm away from crashing into the back of my dad's van, he took off ...taking my bumper with him and snapping the rope ...now i have arm cramp from pulling on the handbreak so hard ..... what a useless day! this is a picture of the enemy (the car, not my dad!)