Barrow Bard

By BarrowBard

What's in a name?

The pasty was called Patsy
But that caused consternation
And the constabulary
Soon called for alteration
And Pattie was dismissed
For being quite ambiguous
For in the dictionary
By 'patty' it's contiguous
So after much deliberation
The pasties, (so delicious)
Were given fresh new names
And all labelled thus: Patricias.

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