Oh, God! That's hideous!!

OK, so, I might have nailed my colours to the mast with the title, but, if you squint at it the right way, you can see that it might have potential as a Christmas present, perhaps. Maybe not. Anyway, if you know anyone in dire need of an all-vinyl, foul Egyptian pharoah shoulder bag, feel free to get in touch...I'll tell you where you can find this somewhat openly buried treasure (?!)