Alice, Alice who the.........

Alice was the opening bat for the oposition tonight at Cricket, made a credible score and was bowled out to a wicked ball. She does seem to be saying, " does my bum look big in these pads", and those sunglasses perched on her head gives that authentic first class game look about her.

Never the less she batted well and opened the score for the oposing team, more than could be said for a few of the lads that were playing, but class won out in the end and the "Tractors" were again victorious.