Nightswimming

Things I saw using my super-powers of observation today:

1 - Edinburgh's more multi-cultural than you think. Visit a boot sale.
2 - I need to wear more make-up. Much more. All the time.
3 - Dog + dead fox = stinking dog.
4 - Rented dogs that smell are someone elses problem
5 - 100g of chocolate is not enough
6 - I'm essentially lazy
7 - Taking a photo of an air freshener while driving is wrong
8 - What you want is never on sale at a boot sale when you want it
9 - People sell some sh*t at boot sales
10 - People buy some incredible sh*t at boot sales
11 - An apple is a pisspoor substitute when you need more chocolate
12 - DKNY size 12 is 6lbs away from D Perkins size 12.

In other Superhero related news, the lovely bf swam a mile this morning in aid of the NSPCC so that underpriviliged children don't have to. He did it in 40m 58seconds, 59 seconds more than his target but he got cramp a few minutes in and did most of it using arms only. I'm impressed even if he's not, especially as he did it straight after a 12hour night shift. Well done Marine boy!!







Nightswimming, REM, 1993

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