Big Bertha

6 weeks it's taken
She finally came
Big Bertha has arrived
She's a beauty of a bean bag
On her I'm going to lie
She's big and purple
And made of suede
She's really rather lush
I'm going to be so comfy
No more pins and needles in my tush!

1. Take photo of beans in polythene bag
2. Fill the purple suede bag with the beans being careful not to spill any on the floor
3. Take note of instructions and sit carefully for the first couple of times before dive bombing next week.

Ahhh comfort. Now all I need is a floor...