Skull masks

....because tacky rhinestone skull masks are clearly going to be the must-have accessory for the 2012 winter season. I'm assured by the saleslady (who is clearly blind) that they'll compliment every outfit, dahling.

Get one quick before they're sold out!! (I'll bear that in mind, thanks, but juuuust let me think about it for a while, because I'm not an impulse buyer..... but soooo kind of you to draw my attention to them.... yes, they're quite hogswillingly awful something!)