Scarlett O'Hara

By scarlett

My Cup Runneth Over

Last night, I slipped on the wet pavement and landed on my rear end. Luckily, I have plenty of padding in that region, but boy, did it hurt.

Not a drop of alcohol has passed my lips I promise.

This morning I woke up to an amazing array of coloured bruises - which would be a good blip, but trust me, you don't want to see.

I took another painkiller with this glass of water and thought how glad I was that I didn't go on that diet at the begining of the year, otherwise it could have been a lot worse!!

Another cream eclair anyone?

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