April Fools', Beach-house Rules

A vague attempt at Cockney Rhyming Slang. Must be some sort of subconscious Olympic thing...

So, you've gone to great effort to design and build your beach house, and you now rent out your piece of pride and joy in paradise to lovely holidaymakers from around the world.

But just how do you communicate with said holiday maker in an easy and accessible way so that everything is used just as you'd intended? Dymo it!

On switches, on drawers, on tiles - if it's got a surface, stick a label on it.

Someone with a passion for rules must have had field day here!