We're Going To Need A Bigger Bin.

Bored out of his mind, a wee nyaff of a security guard decided a bloke with a camera was going to be more fun than his usual diet of Pot Noodle and soft porn. Taking photographs of a bin in a deserted car park at 8am on a Sunday morning was, in his eyes, 'suspicious'. I felt it was veering towards the 'meaningless' rather than 'suspicious'.
Much like his 'job'.