Improbable chat up lines number 0666

Number 0666. "Nice pussy and tit!" (Bernard Poet)

Number 0667. "I was hoping for a cock coming out of the cat flap (Rubyjones)

Number 0668. "I'd like to stroke your pussy" (Lozarithm) Ok, he didn't quite say that. Paraphrased a bit....

Number 0669. "I don't go for tits, but I like a bushy pussy" (Irw)

Feel free to suggest more improbable chat up lines....

(thanks to Bernardpoet for the caption and to Rubyjones for the concept)