It's a man's world

Always striving to push boundaries and live life on the edge, I thought I would try some 'bloke coke' today. Zero Coke is just like Diet Coke, except it tastes slightly different and it's for men. As a part time feminist, I felt I had every right to sample this macho drink and so I stormed into Sainsburys and demanded to be served some Zero Coke. That certainly showed the chauvinistic bastards, and they served me immediately without even confirming my gender.

All of the above is true except the Sainsburys bit, that was a daydream. I was actually offered Zero Coke at a friend's house, hence the nice glass. The first sentence is also a lie. But the rest is completely true.