To live the life of a thousand hero's

Whilst shopping in Mansfield's main branch of Aldi (there are 78 branches in & around the town) Carol Decker (not that one) (this ones father was Double, Double Decker) was shopping for underwear (it's a long story & too long for this blip) when she happened upon a secret door that led, at least she thought it led, to Narnia. In fact it was the fire exit to the back alley (a whole new story) that was covered in what Carol assumed was snow, but which was in fact the drains bubbling over from 2865 tubs of fairy liquid that had been emptied into the said drain by an errant schoolboy called Ernest Herringway.

Anyway there was Carol (Decker) kicking foam around whilst looking for Mr Tumnus, when around the corner Aslan, the Great Lion and leader of the free Narnian world, did not appear. That's because he's a fictional character. Sadly it was Ernest, looking, as he always did, for mischief.

He happened upon Ms Decker who was now beside herself with joy (being high on the fairy liquid juices) & he did what any sane schoolboy would have done when faced with such a sight - he........................................