D77

By D77

Ninety Point Four

This is the frequency of the worst radio station known to human civilisation;Oman FM.

Breakfast Show
Some Omani guy with a cockney accent asking trivia questions where a designated caller (say, fifth or sixth) will win a prize to eat in a hotel. If the required number of designated callers don't get the correct answer, no prize is given.

Question, song, question, song, question, song, for 3 hours.

News
Unintelligible Indian who announces any letters that His Majesty Sultan Qaboos Bin Said has sent or recieved the previous day.

Classical Music
Non-stop, for 3 hours

Talk Show
Recipes and inane facts about pop stars.

Advert
"Darling, our water bill is 250 rials."
"No, say that again, 250 rials?"
"Yes, 250 rials."
"There must be a mistake."
"There is no mistake, we used 250 rials worth of water due to unwise consumption."

...you can save money by being wise with your water consumption....

Evening Show
Unintelligible Omani pretending to be an American Dance DJ. Yup, it sounds worse than the description.

Close Down
Recitation of the Holy Qu'ran

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