Emergency

Well, it's all gone a bit Pete Tong. It turns out Bryony and Britney were not who they said they were. They were two random American birds, who found out that Brian was minted and wanted a share of the inheritance. They pretended to be Brian's long-lost cousins for some money. It all came to blows tonight, and there's an ongoing police situation. Jeremy Kyle is booked for next week. Brian is in shock - he isn't even minted. They just intercepted an email about a Nigerian grandmother and a $26m fortune. There would be some doof-doofs at this point if this was on TV.


It's pouring with rain outside, and I needed an "emergency" blip for number 999. ;)


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